Fatty Fridays: Smarter than the Average Bear


Last week, a man in NJ was attacked by a black bear in his driveway. The bear clubbed him on the back of the head and then ran away with his Italian hoagie. Seriously!

Rouwendal said he was in his driveway at about 10:30 last Friday night, loading the back of his sport utility vehicle for a business trip to New Hampshire.

Along with his bags was an Italian hoagie, loaded with salami and other meats, lettuce, onions and tomatoes.

Suddenly, Rouwendal said, something hit him from behind.

“It blind-sided me. I was on the ground and I was thinking, ‘What the hell just hit me?'” said Rouwendal, who also suffered a large cut on his left temple and several deep bruises on his knee, elbow and buttocks.

I am so glad this reporter got to the heart of the story: what kind of sammies bears prefer. Now we all know not to tote around our salami sandwiches while camping this July 4th weekend. Be careful everyone! Eat those meaty snacks indoors!

(via NJ.com)


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