No way. Monkeys going (ahem) apeshit over an 8×10 photo of a male who’s coming to town?
Not to spoil the article, but:
“One female gorilla shrieked in delight, while another wedged the poster in a tree to stare at it. A third, clearly overcome by emotion, held the photo close to her chest — then ate it.”
I can’t wait to see how this pans out. Who will he choose?! And will she give it up right away, or make him wait it out? I hope Ryan Seacrest hosts.