Here is a list of lines from Star Wars with the word “pants” replacing a word in the line.
Here are some of my faves:
“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
“Great pants kid! Don’t get cocky!”
“Search your pants, you know it to be true.”
“Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.”
“He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials”
“The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing”
“I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further”
“I sense a great disturbance in the pants.”
Good for a quick giggle.