Godaddy operator: “Hello Mr. Lewis?”
Me: “Yes?”
Karen: “This is Karen from Godaddy.com. I see that your website was just renewed and I was just calling to see if there was anything else we could do for you.”
Me: “Oh. Uh.. everything is fine I guess.”
Karen: “We just like to call and make sure you’re being taken care of.”
Me: “Well on second thought, you can stop making those stupid fucking commercials.”
Karen: “Well.. uhh… I can’t really…”
Me: “Don’t sweat it, Karen. See ya later.”
Blogfwends 
f’realz.
GEORGE CASTANZA!
Constantly curbing my enthusiasm; This is Collin W. Lewis signing off.