Apparently after Christmas, this website requires that your body look more like Jesus than Santa.
No joke. BeautifulPeople.com has axed 5,000 members who appeared to pack on the pounds over the holidays.
I wonder how many of those people are crying tears on their pound cakes right now.
I went to their site (for a screen shot, I swear!) and luckily we can ALL take a peek, even if we’re fugly: