For the ladies who’ve hit rock bottom.

Feeling rather lonely at night? Longing for the nook of a man’s armpit? Want to avoid a cuddle that’s accompanied by snoring? Well ladies, do I have the product for you!

Introducing… THIS!

And the best part? He’s always in the mood to watch The Notebook with you. SCORE!

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And do yourself a favor – read the reviews. A few highlights:

“The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I’m told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new “husband” I slept better than I ever had before.”

“…to the lady who said she heard that it was “modeled after Brad Pitt,” you are either extremely gullible, or a little slow…Seriously, look at it; it is not proportionally accurate to anyone’s natural body shape. Look at the length of the humerus. It’s ridiculously long…It entertains me to witness the true desperation of obese, lonely women across the nation…Enjoy your tv dinners, ladies.”

(ohhh, burrrrrn!)

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