Workplace Tomfoolery

My coworker Julio Palmer, animated gif master, has been working on this all week in lieu of actually working. Well done, SP, well done.

What pottery sounds like.

Awesome- Nay, Awesomest Video Evar.

Space, boobies, sparklers, and assorted random wierd shit. Thank you El Guincho (And Collin for getting me this album).

WARNING: MAY BE NSFW DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU W.

It’s funny cuz its true. Womp.

Broz.

Happy Belated Mother’s Day!

Thanx Tom.

For some Blogfwends, I’m not sure it gets better than this.

BACON AT-AT!!!

I’YM AY TEE BAGGUR!

Here are a few choice shots from a new flickr set showcasing a growing language trend amongst under-educated Tea baggers, aptly named Teabonics. I’m seriously convinced that the Tea Party isn’t so much a political movement as it is a club for people who enjoy making cute signs. You decide.

Via K. England

The most Americuh thing i’ve ever seen.

VIA Oelund at Reddit:

I’ve discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called?… oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.

You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.

you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses.

After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.

I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.

And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.

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