I’m lovin’ it! AH!!!!!!

 

(via Gawker)

Unmatched passion with a hint of bonkers.

Councilman Davison wants to run for Stark County treasurer, gdammit. As he states, the Stark County treasurer’s office is a mess. It is in dire need of structure and guidance. And now is the time to cease this opportunity. In an aggressive campaign, with an aggressive campaigner.

thank you, internet.

via Huffington Post

White-hot moves.

Complements of miss Daniella Urdinlaiz.

This makes me laugh.

I know she’s thinking, “OMG I’m totally taking a pic with a monkey!” but I also know he’s thinking “HOLY SHIT, I’m gettin’ a picture with that crazy myspace bitch!”

sleeping with the fish

I have this weird fear of man-made objects existing underwater (don’t ask) so this sort of freaks me out, but it’s also pretty fascinating. The MTA often dumps unused subway cars into the ocean to create artificial reefs for marine life. Seems a bit lazy to me, but it looks like it works!

HMP Northington’s music.

Henry has a noise project that he’s been doing. This video and song combo are perfectly strange. Sounds like Vangelis’ work on the Bladerunner soundtrack. Check it out.

Just fucking TRY to unsee this.

For the ladies who’ve hit rock bottom.

Feeling rather lonely at night? Longing for the nook of a man’s armpit? Want to avoid a cuddle that’s accompanied by snoring? Well ladies, do I have the product for you!

Introducing… THIS!

And the best part? He’s always in the mood to watch The Notebook with you. SCORE!

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And do yourself a favor – read the reviews. A few highlights:

“The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I’m told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new “husband” I slept better than I ever had before.”

“…to the lady who said she heard that it was “modeled after Brad Pitt,” you are either extremely gullible, or a little slow…Seriously, look at it; it is not proportionally accurate to anyone’s natural body shape. Look at the length of the humerus. It’s ridiculously long…It entertains me to witness the true desperation of obese, lonely women across the nation…Enjoy your tv dinners, ladies.”

(ohhh, burrrrrn!)

There can be only one!

The turritopsis nutricula species of jellyfish may be the only animal in the world to have truly discovered the fountain of youth.

Since it is capable of cycling from a mature adult stage to an immature polyp stage and back again, there may be no natural limit to its life span. Scientists say the hydrozoan jellyfish is the only known animal that can repeatedly turn back the hands of time and revert to its polyp state (its first stage of life).

The key lies in a process called transdifferentiation, where one type of cell is transformed into another type of cell. Some animals can undergo limited transdifferentiation and regenerate organs, such as salamanders, which can regrow limbs. Turritopsi nutricula, on the other hand, can regenerate its entire body over and over again. Researchers are studying the jellyfish to discover how it is able to reverse its aging process.

Because they are able to bypass death, the number of individuals is spiking. They’re now found in oceans around the globe rather than just in their native Caribbean waters.  “We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion,” says Dr. Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute.

There you go people. The highlander of the sea.

An Urban Outfitters Wedding

That’s right folks Urban Outfitters will now make wedding gowns.  I’m not really sure how I feel about this, it just seems weird to me.  Hipster and hipster wannabes will be buying half a yard of lace fabric combined with a white leather mini skirt and calling a dress that can only fit a 10 year old boy. These brides are now being called bridesters!  Via The Cut.