The internet never forgets

Remember that folks… Robin Sparkels knows.  Unfortunately, this blog I found doesn’t seem to update that much but what they do have is pure gold.  Here are a few faves.  Plus a really awesome video of Paul Rudd as a dj.

 

#WINNING!!! (The Charlie Sheen Soundboard)

One for every occasion

“A Comprehensive Glossary of Gifs”:

AAAHH – a reaction of elation to exciting news

Bitch, please – incredulous response to something that is outrageous, stupid, or false; can also be used in response to an unintimidating threat

Dead to me – hyperbolic expression of washing one’s hands of someone

Do not want (emphatic)

I need a drink – used as a reply to information that is too much to handle, stressful, or depressing

For many more, see Jezebel’s full list here.

You’re a Coppola for fuck’s sake!

So Nic Cage is going to be burying in this 9-foot-tall pyramid in a New Orleans cemetery. That’s totally normal, right?

Get your shit together, Nic Cage!

Charity Buzz round-up!

I think i’ve posted about Charity Buzz before, but I totally forgot about it until i somehow ended up there today. Rich people do the darnest things! Though, I think there is something strange about the pricing system…

Martha! I’ve always dreamed of tip toeing through tulips with you. But for $20,000 they best be made of GOLD.

Cheap!

I am confused about why someone named who is aka DR. DOOM is the most expensive on this site. Thoughts?

This might just be worth it.

I can only imagine…

This Just In

(photograph by Mitch Gage)

Those are some smokin’ sunglasses

New gaga video.  The first time I watched it was at work with the sound off and it felt like I was watching a soft porn titled Thelma and Louise Steal the Pussy Wagon. 

I’m with COCO

Take a gander at the tags. I know Conan told us not to by cynical, but he’s gotta be loving this at least a little bit, right? I know I am…

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via Huffington Post

TIGER TEXT

Appropriately named, this new application allows you to text with people on a deletion timer. Meaning, you are aware of when your text has been deleted from the recipient’s phone, putting you in total control of the texts you send.

Is it sad that we live in a time where sneaky whorish systems like this are necessary? Yes.

But is it genius? Also yes.

And I love how their “examples” are the most ridiculous reasons anyone would ever use this app. The word “BJ” isn’t typed once. C’mon, Tiger Text, let’s be real here…

I’m sure your significant other won’t mind at all when he/she looks at your apps and sees that you clearly have something to hide. I’m sure he/she’ll say “you are entitled to your privacy. It is none of my business. Now go out and have a good time.” #yeahright

download it here, studs.

Googs gots support

Happy Olympics Day. 

Just think of all those athletes who have been training their whole lives just to blow out their knee right before the finish line… whaa whaa.