Monthly Archives: June 2009

Fwend Connection


BAM is celebrating the 30th anniversary of the Muppet Movie by showing it at the Rose Cinemas on Thursday July 28th! And if that weren’t good enough they are also screening rare shorts and TV show excerpts before the movie. Lets goooo!


THE MAN: “Brooklyn can eat a dick.”

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Well fwends, the man strikes again this time telling some 6.1 million new yorkers living in the boroughs east of the East River that because its the 400th anniversary of some fancy fucker from the olden times claiming a massive body of water for himself and Great Shitten, their prime viewing spots for the annual independence day fireworks display over the east river are worth jack shit this year.

This from

To celebrate the 400th anniversary of Henry Hudson’s voyage to what would become New York, the Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks this year will move to the Hudson River, Macy’s has announced.

The SOUSA fireworks will be set off from six barges in the river positioned between 24th and 50th streets for a 26-minute show featuring approximately 40,000 shells and a live score including “Proud Mary” and “God Bless America” played by the New York Pops.

“The Hudson River is where Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks was born,” Robin Hall, executive producer of Macy’s Fireworks said in a statement announcing the move from the East River. “We’re excited to return this year to be part of New York City’s larger celebration of the 400th Anniversary of Henry Hudson’s voyage of discovery aboard the Dutch vessel, The Half Moon.”

You can read more about how corporate America is destroying our nation’s independence here.

Let’s Feel Good Together

Usually when I receive an email from my mother with “FWD:” in the subject line, I open it, read it, google it, and then reply with a link to a hoax article proving that (for example) the charity she thinks has agreed to save one puppy per person she forwards it to has agreed to no such thing.

I’m sure I’m not the only one with a mama like this.

But every once in a while something checks out. And I’m so happy this just did.


This little chimp is loving on these cubs who lost their mommy in a hurricane!


I was only going to post one photo, but it’s just so cute I can’t help myself. Here’s some more love:




awwwwwwwww so much love. i love you fwends! And you readers too!

Why so Prude NY?

Check out Calvin Klein’s HOT, new controversial Ad. Apparently it’s too ballsy for Soho!


Take a ride on Salli

I’ve been out of commission for a while, but here’s my first Blupdate. I discovered this thanks to our dear friend Coco. It’s the Salli Saddle Chair designed for better posture, exercises, needs. Please, please, please, puuulease be sure to watch the Benefits of the Salli Saddle Chair. And don’t forget to try without underwear- that is most comfortable. 

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Thanks a lot stupid ugly dog.

World's Ugliest Dog
You know, I don’t have a super common name. So when someone shares a name with me, I take note. On that note ladies and gents, meet Miss Ellie. The winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog award! “According to her owner, Miss Ellie’s competitive strengths are “cataracts in her eyes, several moles and pimples, and limited hair.”- The Daily Beast

So yeah. Thanks a lot for being super ugly, Miss Ellie and giving our name a bad name. And alright, I guess you’re sorta cute.

Jackie O’s drawings.

Sorry to be blösting like a bastard. I’ve just come across some good stuff lately. They’re actually really good.

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